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here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me

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  • some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
  • me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
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rneerkat:

the police yelled “PULLOVER” but i was obviously wearing a jacket

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  • Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • Period: Yell at a puppy.
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